Lady Gaga has her "interesting" outifts.
I give off The Vibe.
Now, it's not a visual trademark, as such. The Vibe is more of an attitude. It's a don't-mess-with-me kind of mentality.
Basically, it's awesome. And what's even better about The Vibe is that it can be done anywhere. I can't say the same for Lady Gaga's nest face.
I guess Cindy's mole goes everywhere, but she can't ever get away from it. I can take a break from The Vibe if I want to. See? The Vibe is superior to all other trademarks. It's even better than The Rachel.
Still not sure what The Vibe is? Well, don't worry. I won't leave you in suspense. After all, when one is in possession of something this intimidating and strangely beautiful, one has an obligation to share their treasure with the world. So without further ado, I give you: The Vibe. In a variety of scenarios and locales. Although I will admit that sunglasses are often involved.
First, we have the Golf Cart Vibe.
And who could forget the Football Game Stands Vibe?
One of my personal favorites: The Great Wall Vibe. (Yes. In China. I gave off The Vibe in China.)
The backseat of a car is a great place for giving off The Vibe. Especially when one has a collar to pop.
And please don't think weddings are off-limits when it comes to The Vibe. Even if it's your own wedding.
Feeling a little disoriented? Not quite sure what just happened? That's okay, it's totally normal. The Vibe has that effect on people. It's just an after-effect of the awesomeness you just witnessed. You should be back to normal in a matter of days. And until then? I'll keep on giving off The Vibe. After all, it is my trademark.